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littleprincesshowell:

you know that a book is going to be confusing as fuck when it starts with a map

(via captain-of-the-friend-ship)

snorlaxatives:

the worst part about eating fun sized candy is watching the wrappers pile up

(via borinq)

devensblog:

If you think bassists are irrelevant in bands you’re so so wrong

(via mini--munch)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

obamadontcare:

obamadontcare:

i was wondering why the plural of moose isn’t meese so i searched it upimage

?? ????

"oh wow look at those majestic same"

so apparently it means that the plural of moose is moose hence ‘same’ and i just

(Source: isacknewton, via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

sarah531:

The other day I had a really good idea for a story:

A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-

-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other

(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

darrynek:

my parents and i go way back

(Source: panerasexual, via perks-of-beinga-fangirl)

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(Source: rexuality, via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

sowhatilied:

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

Done.

(via secretlyaperson)

basedgosh:

im hungrier than the neopet i neglected for 9 years

(via dankickedphilsstickz)

uglyh:

I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.

(Source: majesty, via finnsfab)

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

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sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(via landofthefeels)

saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

(via finnsfab)