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  • person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

save-the-cheerleader:

in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself

and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK

And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’

and I know exactly which fuckin part he was reading lemme tell u

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shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

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Anonymous: If you're assertive, pushy, or rude, you're an asshole. When men act that way they're called dicks or douchebags. It doesn't matter what sex, religion, or the color of your skin. Assholes are represented everywhere.

wut

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

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theblacksheepwriter:

stutter-muffin:

nosdrinker:

earthtohayley:

johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

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and then later he looks like this

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hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

he’s an actor

actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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